[AVN Awards 2014]
"....And the category you've all been waiting for... 'Greyest Porn Production of the Year'....
[dramatic pause]
[crowd noise a mixture of whoops and tense anticipation]
...goes to 'Sasha Grey sips Earl Grey in a Car Park' a Porn Negative Space production"
[wake up in Grey Coats hospital with bergamot poisoning]
[wake up a second time for the sake of dream-within-a-dream convention]
[Pause... move on]
On awakening of a Sunday please watch the following Grey Porn video featuring a "fuck machine" arrogantly shimmering in metallic greyscale along with a more modest call centre cubicle grey panelling... and unfeaturing Sasha Grey.
The audio is a text-to-speech version of the Care & Usage Guide for Fleshlight as found on their website.
Original audio of the "fuck machine's" interrogation of Sasha Grey removed, for despite all its probing, [badoom tish] Sasha seemed solely to respond with either affirmation or expletive.
[badoom tish]
[forgive me]
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